5 Boring Observations #54
Dear Reader,
It’s Wednesday. Welcome to the fifty-fourth edition of 5 Boring Observations.
The previous edition’s poll has — rightfully — closed. The observation to emerge as most boring (and by a wide margin) was:
“Cabbage can be found.”
And what an ability that is. Not everything in life can be found. Some things are downright elusive. But not cabbage. Not yet.
A thank you to all who voted and shared thoughts in the comments.
Without further ado, here are this week’s 5 boring observations:
You can make a beat with a drum.
There’s water that’s drinkable.
Sources of light are often bulbed.
Bats play a key role in baseball.
Words get repeated.
The poll will be active for one week, if you need some time to think. Other than that, there’s some housekeeping below, followed by one boring photo.
Thank you very much for your time.
Sincerely,
Ikechukwu Ufomadu
Some Housekeeping:
Are you in New York? I’ll be working on some new material on these dates, at these times and at these places:
Wednesday, March 11th at 7:30pm - Dress Rehearsal at Union Hall
Wednesday, March 11th at 9:00pm - Comedians You Should Know at The Gutter
Saturday, March 14th at 7:30pm - David Cross: Shootin’ the Sh*t at Union Hall
Wednesday, March 18th at 8:30pm - Mr. Cardboard’s Spring Spectacular at UCB
Thursday, March 19th at 7:30pm - Videodyssey at Lifeworld
Saturday, March 21st at 8:00pm - Fun Gutter at Cobra Club
Thursday, April 2nd at 7:30pm - David Cross: Shootin’ the Sh*t at Union Hall
Oh, and another thing: I got invited to cover a couple of days of the New York Times’ Wordplay column this week. As a humble devotee of their daily crossword, it was a real treat. You can check out those entries here and here.
One Boring Photo:
There's a face in that photo. Is it a boring face?